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Funny Movie Quotes
- Never judge a book by its movie.
- You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly!
- It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.
- I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
- A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
- Remember, I'm the kind of kid who used to get stuffed into a locker by school bullies. I've never felt like I'm a big star at any level of my life.
- Life is like a B-picture script. It is that corny. If I had my life story offered to me to film, I'd turn it down.
- You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music.
- I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
- I'm getting sick, you smell like aftershave and taco meat.
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