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- The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.
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- Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
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- If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
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- Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
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- All animals except man know that the ultimate of life is to enjoy it.
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- If you think education is expensive, try Ignorance.
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- Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood.
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- To be witty is not enough. One must possess sufficient wit to avoid having too much of it.
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- You are wise, witty and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of stuff.
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- If you can't convince them, confuse them.
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- I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
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